On the first day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me….a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the second day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the third day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the forth day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the fifth day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 5 OPEN HEART SURGRIES!!! 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the sixth day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 6 pill prescriptions, 5 OPEN HEART SURGRIES!!! 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the seventh day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 7 donor organs, 6 pill prescriptions, 5 OPEN HEART SURGRIES!!! 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the eight day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 8 rusty scalpels, 7 donor organs, 6 pill prescriptions, 5 OPEN HEART SURGRIES!!! 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the ninth day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 9 broken gerneys, 8 rusty scalpels, 7 donor organs, 6 pill prescriptions, 5 OPEN HEART SURGRIES!!! 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the tenth day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 10 used needles, 9 broken gerneys, 8 rusty scalpels, 7 donor organs, 6 pill prescriptions, 5 OPEN HEART SURGRIES!!! 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the good doctor gave to me… 11 colonoscopies, 10 used needles, 9 broken gerneys, 8 rusty scalpels, 7 donor organs, 6 pill prescriptions, 5 OPEN HEART SURGRIES!!! 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, The good doctor gave to me… 12 strains of herpes, 11 colonoscopies, 10 used needles, 9 broken gerneys, 8 rusty scalpels, 7 donor organs, 6 pill prescriptions, 5 OPEN HEART SURGRIES!!! 4 blood tests, 3 replacement kidneys, two sucking leaches and a nice big ol’shot of morphine!
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Admitting Doctor for #Dark-Arts-Asylum
Co-conspirator of =timerelease-ue
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I'm a perfectionist, and perfect is a skinned knee.
Eheheheheh!!! *gnawing on a cookie*
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All I want for christmas is a woodchipper.
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Admitting Doctor for #Dark-Arts-Asylum
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I'm a perfectionist, and perfect is a skinned knee.
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